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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
afroling
lucidnee

if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!

lucidnee

if someone says ow during sex you stop and ask! Don’t keep going!!

If you finished first that’s fine!!! It’s normal!! But don’t just leave that person hanging!!

You cum in a person after they asked you not too but it was an accident guess who paying $50 for plan b?? YOU!!!

lucidnee

if you looking at this putting genders on it then it’s ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post

Source: lucidnee I WAS JUST THINKING 'this post is so gender neutral wow The Flavour' IM GLAD OP
humansofnewyork
humansofnewyork: ““It happened so quickly. I’d just quit my job at an after school program. I’d been unemployed for three days. I was waiting for my train at the 125th Street Station, and I noticed so much animosity. It didn’t feel like a sharing and...
humansofnewyork

“It happened so quickly.  I’d just quit my job at an after school program. I’d been unemployed for three days.  I was waiting for my train at the 125th Street Station, and I noticed so much animosity.  It didn’t feel like a sharing and caring kind of place.  So I said to myself: ‘I’m going to help change the pace.’  I went to visit my high school chorus teacher, Mr. Williams, and I told him: ‘I want to sing on 125th Street.’  He thought it was great idea.  He said that he’d done the same thing when he was my age.  Together we found a cheap amp and microphone, and I gave it a try.  My first day was a Tuesday.  I stood on the downtown platform.  I’d never sung in public before.  I was so nervous that I couldn’t find my voice.  I wasn’t exactly mute, but I wasn’t fully singing either.  Then an old lady came up to me.  I’m pretty sure she was an angel.  She told me: ‘Sing Whitney Houston.’  Then she stood there, and kept saying: ‘Louder, louder, louder,’ until I was singing full volume.  I made $60 that day.  And I got so much positive feedback.  Now I’m singing four days a week and making enough to provide for me and my daughter.  And I get so much love.  So much love.  So, so much love.“

slick chicks oh i LOVE her
dan-mcneely
rocketreturns

tom animal crossing nook made you work for like 3 minutes and you spit on him like this god damn

budpowell

he forces you into debt

rocketreturns

that you literally never ever have to pay off unless you want him to build you a bigger house you floppy shoes rainbow wig ringling brothers ass bitch

schmuddel

Defending Tom Nook’s debt-based economy is going too far

rocketreturns

you pay it off by selling him fucking bugs and rocks go make me a balloon animal bozo

Source: rocketreturns thomas nook built my house with his own two paws before i even moved in i will pay him
dan-mcneely
nonbinarypastels

If it would be inappropriate or rude to treat a stranger a certain way offline, it’s still inappropriate or rude to treat them that way online.

Online life is real life. The people you speak to online are real, the things you say to them are real, their feelings about those things are real, the rules of basic respect and common decency are the same. If you would never in a million years consider treating a person “in real life” a certain way because you know that that behavior is wrong and uncalled for, then it’s no more acceptable to treat someone that way online either.

Source: nonbinarypastels id never get a tattoo but this is a good contender
dan-mcneely
ricky-croissant

I got a gun *loading click* no girls, girls gotta die *gunshots mix with drums*

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